2. I have never been a cow in any of my past lives, assuming I have had any past lives.
3. I don’t like grass except maybe for walking on.
4. None of my friends are cows.
5. Just because I enjoy the occasional “The Far Side” cow cartoon does not mean I fraternize with cows.
6. THIS is a COW. His name is Moo! He is my computer cow. He’s pretty vicious for a cow.
7. John’s field guide to cows:
A. A real cow.
B. Imitation, fake cow.
Don’t be fooled! Know the difference!
this is a really cute cow but it is really weird that you dont think it is a cow