Daily Archives: Friday, October 31, 2008

I was downtown Edmonton at Enbridge Pipelines, disconnecting and bagging computers today pending a move and I am lucky to have gotten out of there alive! Everyone on the floor was a zombie, with hatchet marks and other boils and gross festering wounds on their faces just like the human flesh eating dead zombies in the Dawn of the Dead. It was totally Hollywood special effects makeup that looked really real. They did not attack me, possibly because I look really bad? Do I look like one of them? God, how ugly do I look? Of course, they only eat human flesh. But if that’s true, why were they eating cake? At any rate, not one of them tried to gnaw on any of my limbs, so I got out of there alive and uninjured.